Sorry Sam your gonna have to spend the night over homecoming so that we can make this becuz I'm grounded till then and you know why!!!

Sam, Sam the labratory man, cheif inspector of the out house land. Tissues the issues papers and towels listen to the sounds of the rumbling bowls. Down, Down under the ground where all the little poopies go floating all around, there sits Sam the labratory man scooping up the poopies with the palm of his hand. Haha camp song inspired by the ever lovely Samantha

Okay so you wanna know what Sam's all about? Me and this crazy cat go to Fort Dodge and people wonder why she hangs out with such a weirdo. (Remember Jacob...he was hittin on my woman?)

Okay so in her spare time she just doesn't harrass dogs. She works at Pizza Ranch or as my dad calls it The Snatch. But soon she'll be promoted cuz Sammi's turning 16 on Thursday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM! Hmm...what else does she do. Oh yeah Sam also flirts with the security guard at Target while Karie warms up the car for us. (She's always cheating on me)

Here's what I know of Sam:

She goes by the name of Samantha Ann. She is 15 and her birthday is in Feb. the same month as mine. She works up at the Pizza Ranch as a dishwasher. Her mom was recently re-married and yes I attended their wedding were I gained the name Mufasa just for the hell of it. Sam lives down the street and across from the cherished bridge of ours. We like to play with toilet paper. Sam started out to be Karie's friend but I eventually charmed her into being my friend also.

Sam has the privlidge of being in my Algebra and Study Hall. And she loves to point jokes at me during study hall especially after a certain weekend. She was at my Halloween fiasco. She also comes over and downloads a lot of porn because I have no idea how else it would get on my computer.

That's all I feel like writing becuz I got Spanish and World Culture tests to study for. I hope this message has brought you some joy to your life.