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Sorry Sam your gonna have to spend the night over homecoming so that we can make this becuz I'm grounded till then and you
know why!!!
Sam, Sam the labratory man, cheif inspector of the out house land. Tissues the issues papers and towels listen to the sounds
of the rumbling bowls. Down, Down under the ground where all the little poopies go floating all around, there sits Sam the
labratory man scooping up the poopies with the palm of his hand. Haha camp song inspired by the ever lovely Samantha

Okay so you wanna know what Sam's all about? Me and this crazy cat go to Fort Dodge and people wonder why she hangs out with
such a weirdo. (Remember Jacob...he was hittin on my woman?)
Okay so in her spare time she just doesn't harrass dogs. She works at Pizza Ranch or as my dad calls it The Snatch.
But soon she'll be promoted cuz Sammi's turning 16 on Thursday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM! Hmm...what else does she do. Oh yeah
Sam also flirts with the security guard at Target while Karie warms up the car for us. (She's always cheating on me)
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