Sure I talk about how I molest children and how I only sleep during the day so I can ward off vampires. Please don't judge me by my habbits judge me by the way I think you should.
Well I live in the Indian Village known as Pocahontas, Iowa. I don't know much about myself so I'll just make the rest up much like my Timmothy Biggs stories. So I was born in the creek because my mother was catching minnows in the small stream down the block. My father I sadly have to say went with my mother on a trip and they forgot to take me along with. Or maybe they did it on purpose. I love men in speedos.
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What a life!
<<Well that is me at the ripe young age of 14, can you believe those wrinkles? Well now I don't really molest little children but I do work at a camp they call me Buster.
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I guess the more I learn about myself then more stuff will go up but for now that's all I could think of. |