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You think you got a crazy teacher test him/her with this.

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Every school has a teacher who's a little out of tune, or at least everyone thinks they do. Well here is something you can use to see how close your teacher is to getting canned. In my theory there are three different parts teachers take till their crazy. There symbolized by the apple, ruler, and handcuffs.

The first part is the apple, basically when the teacher is new and unharmed. Some teachers are lucky enough to retire still being at their apple stage. When their on this stage they have their own theories that don't quite make since but they can teach what they need to and keep in the norm with most other things too.

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Phase two is the ruler, now as you can see the ruler has snapped much like your teacher if they show signs like in the following paragraph. If they start talking about how the bible is the only truth then they are probably all set for the next level. Or if they start to forget to tell you what your suppose to know for on on the test. Or if this teacher sits on their computer all day looking at "adult things" and let the students teach themselves is never a good idea.

Teachers should definately respect other peoples opinions before they shove them out of the door. They also cannot give out two completely different tests and use the same answer key. If your teacher loses your assignment and makes you do it over again, I give you permission to dump used toilet water over their head so they smell like shit. Teachers should be responsible and if they happen to snap like the ruler then I think someone needs to inform the principal and the local nut house.

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Now the handcuffs obviously means that the teacher needs some help. Now if the teacher is completely immune to student torcher that's the first sign they should definately leave. Or if they start using their lessons and relating them to their home enviroment and their spouses relationship then that should definately be put to a stop. Now here's the real trigger that they should go, if the teacher has any sexual relationship with a student especially a student under age that teacher should be locked up immidiately because that is not only wrong, its illegal and sickening. For one they should hit on other teachers not the students no matter how lonely they are. That's why some wonderful people invented porn to download so you can do that when you can't have the real thing. That's all the signals I can think of off the top of my head, more will be up when I talk to some people.

Teachers really need to get a life.